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  • John Fiorella

CHAR WARS



Being a father is the best gig on the planet. From the onset, my goal was to raise my daughter Charley to be smart, strong, and compassionate…

And to somehow shield her from the onslaught of spoilers that would ruin the greatest reveal in cinematic history!! In an ideal galaxy, I would’ve waited a few more years before exposing her fragile four-year-old mind to a revelation of this magnitude, but we were under assault. Talkative pre-school punks were showing up to daycare wearing t-shirts that depicted Luke and Darth hugging beneath the caption “I LOVE DADDY!”

It had to be now…