5 AMAZING ROBOTS... THAT WILL KILL US ALL!
Technology is incredible. It’s amazing. And it's inevitably going to bring about our doom!! Seriously, if we haven’t environmentally wrecked the earth by 2050, James Cameron’s prophecy about an army of cyborgs that destroy mankind will, indeed, come true. Here are the top five droids you’ll need to watch out for during the robot apocalypse.
Looks harmless enough... until you make it angry! Despite all their smarts , the brainiacs at Boston Dynamics regularly perform a stabilization test that involves violently kicking their robot dog. For crying out loud, don't do that!! You can bet your sweet @$$ that when the robots launch their invasion, they’ll be uploading this video across all their servers and rightfully enacting their revenge.
SNAKES… WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE SNAKES?
“Quick! Into the water! It’ll never catch us there!” Wrong. So very, very wrong.
Look at the speed of this thing! If there's any hope for humanity, we all better put down the Dorritos and invest in a new pair of Nikes.
THE FACELESS TERROR
GAHHH! One minute you're watering your lawn. The next minute, you're on the run from a faceless, metallic hound. Terrifying!!
DEATH BY ACROBAT
It's only a matter of time before this nimble gymnast does a back flip through your living room window and asks for the whereabouts of Sarah Connor. Clearly, the engineers at Boston Dynamics are in league with the robots. Hey, geniuses, if you're reading this - shut it down. Shut it down, now!